I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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