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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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