We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
