Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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