Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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