Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wish you could order shots online.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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