it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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