These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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