3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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