gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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