Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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