I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have feelings that need drinking.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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