This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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