yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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