remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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