margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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