I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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