You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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