Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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