He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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