Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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