he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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