I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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