I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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