shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Pants are for mortals
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
