You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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