Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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