Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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