fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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