Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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