It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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