We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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