Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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