Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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