that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I am available for nakedness
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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