That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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