plz talk dirty to me
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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