yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Randomize
