Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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