I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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