fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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