Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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