physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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