if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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