SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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