i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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