My brain says no but my pants say off.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
it was like eating out sand paper
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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