Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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