Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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