i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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