sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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