yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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