Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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