Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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